The Older The Berry, The Sweeter The Juice
So I decided to take the day off today for no fucking reason other than I had a little bit of purple kush left from yesterday and I felt like smoking it. While grabbing breakfast at IHOP, I ran into an old high school buddy of mine and we caught up on each other’s lives. It was great to see him, and even greater to learn that he, like my genius fucking self, wasn’t married and didn’t have any fucking kids. Smart man. I decided to smoke him out for old time’s sake.
He’s a doing alright in the IT field, and as we talked, it was more like we were still 18, yet both of us are turning 30 this year. Damn, how the years flew by. I told him about my excursions with 18 year olds and the wicked shit they’re into, and he told me about this 39 year old chick that he’s been banging. With the most stony ass smile I’ve seen in a long time, he told me how this older bitch can make him cum with her mouth, hand, pussy, or ass anytime of the day or night.
He got my head all fucked up with his story. I starting thinking about the 18 year old’s mother again. After that weekend rendezvous we had not long ago, I needed to touch base with “mommy” soon before her pussy started collecting dust. I’m working on it, my brothers. Don’t lose faith in me.
I spent the rest of my day off getting stoned and doing a little shopping by my fucking self. MILF’s were out in full force as well. I’ll be damned—they weren’t at home watching daytime soaps. I didn’t try to pull any numbers, mainly cause the only looks I got were from unfuckable bitches. Once I got home, Diamond from MILFVixen.com took care or me. Go check her out, and witness this Diamond in the rough.