Hip Hop Divas Orgy
Everybody digs amateur porn, and everybody digs watching some nappy-headed nympho negresses getting down and dirty and showing what sluts they are, as well as showing off to the white chicks what big cocks their dudes have for them to fuck and suck. So you would think that Hip Hop Divas Orgy would be a for sure favorite getting an awesome review, telling you how hot it is and how you’re gonna cum over and over watching it repeatedly until your media player begs you to stop…yeah well it’s also nice to think that if you rub on a lamp a genie will pop out and that Santa flies around the world every Christmas, because the truth is that Hip Hop Divas Orgy is not worth your time…
Why would I give a horrible review to a movie that has the pre-requisistes for awesome porn ? I mean you have total nympho slut chicks, tons of fucking, tons of sucking, orgasmic toy action…so what went wrong? First of all, as any slut will tell you, one of the main pre-requisites for an orgy is a cock for them to enjoy. Well this orgy didn’t have one single dude to enjoy this hot chocolate action. Next, I haven’t seen anything this grainy since I walked down the cereal aisle at the organic foods store, and if you full-size this movie it’s as grainy as a cheap-ass webcam with a good connection (translation = you can’t see a fucking thing literally). Lastly, I know that these are ghetto girls, and between the way they talk and the way they act, it’s obvious they were likely picked off of the street for their roles…so what the hell is up with calling them Divas ? Or perhaps if you live in the ghetto and you own a clean white shirt and a clean nappy for your head, that counts as a Diva. I know I said lastly, but I also have to bitch about the length of this movie…or maybe I should be grateful it ended so quickly. No cocks-up (just a limp dick begging me to go look for another movie) for Hip Hop Divas Orgy.
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