18 Legal and Latin 1
Why the fuck doesn’t Demolition video include a capsule of ecstasy with 18 Legal and Latin 1 because The Whackman would have vibed better with the techno/dance music in the background?
Scene 2 starts with that damn techno shit again and introduced the infamous transvestite looking Mya Mason and her beaver lookin grill. Cheyne Collins and Brett Rockman are the unlucky bastards that have to dp this flat-ass broad. The Whackman does have to admit that this whore can suck a mean dick and gags easily—1 point Mya. As far as the fucking, her 13 year old boy frame didn’t cut it. She did get some wear and tear from both brave lads but I’m sure these gentlemen ended up with bruises on their inner thighs from Mya’s bony gluteus minimus. Eat a sandwich Mya.
The last scene is buck toothed Shy Love with her fake tits that The Whackman must admit don’t look half bad. She wasn’t the finest piece of ass, but definitely a step up from Mya. Good thing this accountant is also a porn star and not a dancer cause she can’t strip dance a lick. Benjamin Brat concludes this final scene by sticking his finger in that tight ass of hers before she throats his cock. Then he froggy’s her on the couch with a constant hand tugging on this whore’s hair. She switches to reverse cow girl and Ah Yeah’s her way to the promise land while taking it up the crapper. Mr. Brat displays the fine art of how to thoroughly analize a chick.
Demolition Video’s casting was pretty shitty, but The Whackman somehow managed to fire off 4 humble loads to the first installment of what could potentially be a decent series if someone fired the damn casting scouts and hired someone with 20/20 vision. There are an abundance of HOT Latina starlets out there—don’t half-ass on the next project or there will be hell to pay in The Whackman’s next review.